Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.