Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'