Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !