Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman