Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

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Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!