Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.