Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.