What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.