Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-