Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
Shark-o-late!
Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
Well..it's not hard
Because he was always spotted.
