Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.