Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense