Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.