Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.