Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.