Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.