Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.