Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D