Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head