Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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Which color is the coldest?

gundy

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.