Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn