This needs to happen.
A: The letter "m."
He gets mourning wood.
Cheap labor.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Because the slow ones are in jail.
HashTag!
There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.