What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch