Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.