Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.