How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !