How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.