How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn