What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!