What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)