Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

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Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...