What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.