What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.