How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.