Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.