Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids