What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff