Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.