Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.