What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Previous Random Joke Next

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.