Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

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Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.