Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.