Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet