Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.