Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.