Why was Ke$ha arrested?

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant?

A Shish-ke-Robert

What is Ke$ha's favorite candy?

TicTac