Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.