What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"