What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"