Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack