How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt