Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What do you call the study of food prices?

EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.