What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.