What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.