Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

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Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)