Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh