What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.