What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.