What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.