What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.