How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.