How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!