What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Dominicans are close, but no cigar

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Santa stops at three Hos.

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Mack-a-Dameon.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's