Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!