What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

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What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire